😂 This reminded me of my morning... Blake: “I put in a “Piyo” workout DVD in for us this morning” Me: “Hmmm, I did not know we had a Piyo DVD” Blake: Yeah that’s what it says, get your mat out”... 📀push play... DVD: “Welcome to PLYO”, get a water and a towel because we are gonna burn those legs out!” Me: Setting my gaze at my husband, trying to catch him on fire with my “I did not want to do this already this morning” look🔥... Blake: Hmmm well this is not what I was expecting!” In any case we completed it, with resting gym face and all and as always, I’m glad I did it! 🥵🥴🤣@superdake24#RepostPhoto#Livingstrong_com#StrongerTogether#ImAlwaysGladIDoIt#HumorIsImportant#KnowTheDifference#PiyoPlyo🤣🙌💪🤦♀️
Am I crazy enough to go back to college? Why yes.. Yes I am. Just signed up for college courses because I don't apparently have enough spare time. Only starting off with a few courses while I decide if I want to get my bachelor's. 😉 Sadly I'm looking forward to it. #iamcrazy#backtoschooligo
Best thing I heard from a customer today.. "Just put it in the bag. See now it looks like a salad and no one is the wiser." This was for a big bottle of liquor in a plastic bag. 😂 Second best thing.. "Think if the neighbors see us bringing home the big bottle of liquor they will be our friends and we can become part of the cool crowd?" I swear I spend most of my shift laughing at the things that come out of my customers mouths. But now I'm just really glad to be home and in my fuzzy leggings with my fuzzy socks! 😝 #thethingspeoplesay#soweird#butfunny
What did the cow confess to his therapist? “I feel seen but not herd.”
Why was the cow so afraid of messing up? Because the steaks were high.
Why did the cow start a fight with his buddy? There was real beef between them!
Can't. Stop. Laughing. As I am packing for a girls night out tonight.. I caught sight of my cow onsie and hello it is almost October so you know I had to try it on. A year ago this thing barely fit. BAM, a year later, it now zips perfectly and is comfortable! I would so wear this in public now! It even has a tail and udders! I might have laughed so hard I had a coughing fit. Life is too short to not try on the cow onsie and laugh at yourself!! 😂😂🐮🐮